The Bible mongoose.

Do you know what a mongoose is? They're pretty awesome, little ferocious creatures that literally fight cobras. Seriously, they stand on their hind legs and hiss and bite and go all gangsta on em'. A Bible mongoose shares some of the trademark characteristics of a real mongoose while they do bible study/small group/Sunday morning service. This type of christian is not hard to pick out in a crowd, but if you do have trouble, here's some of the things that are a giveaway: Look for anxious twitching right before the pastor gives the verse to look up, then when he does come out with it, the bible mongoose will attack the word of God so quickly and with such ferocity that there is no mistaking them for anything else. Also, expect they're bible to be worn thin and falling apart from use 24/7, but that's not a bad thing by any stretch of the imagination. With the rise of iPads and other devices, this is slowly becoming a harder tactic, but I've honed my skill to the point that I am now confident that I can find any bible mongoose anywhere ever. Look for Bible mongooses in your church, believe me, they're there, you just have to find them.