This is my new favorite thing to say, not because I want to kill anyone, but because I'm a huge fan of both sarcasm and silliness in general. The first time I heard this said was my sister hating on some person who probably dindn't even deserve it though I can't be sure, anyway she pretty much told how much she disliked this person and finished it with: "uuuhhh! they're just one of those people who I want to kill in love!" Of course she couldn't end that with: "I want to kill them," because we're Christans and that is infact very un-Christlike to say that, but I've discovered that if you add love to anything, then immediately Christlike, even holy. Take this for instance
"I want to shoot that person in the knee," not very holy right?
"I want to shoot that person int the knee with love in my heart," well that's super holy!
Of course I'm encouraging agressive behavior or thoughts, I'm just saying that if you really don't like someone, then insead of making everyone around you assume that you are a crazy person, say you want to punch them in the face in love. This somehow makes it okay, I'm not sure how, but it does. So the next time you want to shank someone, make sure you threaten it in love.
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