Saturday, September 1, 2012

The old testament rated M

If your not familiar with game ratings, They go E through M, (if you don't count EC and AO which are so rare that it's stupid to talk about include them) E for everyone meaning there will be no offensive content, and M for mature meaning that you can expect a bloodbath in video game form. And believe me, the old testament would be rated M. Don't believe me? go read it, and I'm not just talking about the obscure stories, read David and Goliath, after David kills Goliath, he takes out his sword and chops his head off like a boss. Seriously, the old testament is filled with battles and fight scenes that rival Braveheart and Saving Private Ryan in the gore area. Jezebel gets eaten by dogs and all they find is her skull and hands, Elijah calls down bears to eat some kids who had a problem with bald people, Absalom gets caught in a tree by his hair and then gets speared to death, and a whole lot more. So if a game ever comes out about the old testament expect it to be rated M.

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